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I always wake up with my boobs halfway out of my shirt, what is this nonsense

i would trade my life for weed and pizza right now 

honestly everything taht’s on my mind right now is weed, sex and star wars  

Everything, for the first time in almost a years has never been so … good with a guy. I’m not in love with you and you aren’t in love with me. We like each other as friends but we lust for each others’ bodies. I have no problem with that, just don’t fall in love with me … or do just as long as I feel that way too. We’re friends with benefits, fuck buddies, no strings attached and so on and so forth.

All I want to do with you is, well frankly fuck your brains out. However, I like being your friend too, not just your fuck buddy, I hope you feel that way too at least. 

 The scariest thing about distance is that you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you..

I just had sex all night and now I’m in the mood AGAIN. what the fuq is wrong with me

Hello, for a few Years now my goal in life is becoming a whale. I eat lots of fast food everyday so I can get a grease film so I won’t freeze to death in the water. Also I bounded my legs together so they look like a fin. I hope you all wish me good look because someday I just wanna live like a whale.
May 1, 2012

you know you’re fucked when you can’t tell yourself “everything is going to be alright” anymore 

Anonymous asked: so are you a nazi?

yeah of course because every american is fat and every russian is a communist…

new favorite word: boobielicious 

first things you see on my blog: 

  • Adventure Time
  • Weed
  • Sex

I think this describes me pretty well actually 

okay well wow! last week I reached 14k and now I already got 14,5k :o thank you thank you thank you followers <3

i have 666 facebook friends. I officially worship satan now

April 13, 2012

I’m just not happy anymore. It’s weird but being sad isn’t being sad anymore…it’s normal. I don’t even wonder about it anymore…and this makes me wonder. well that’s how depression hits you wake up one morning, afraid that you’re gonna live.